Cold eh?

The Canadian Temperature Guide:

(10* C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably, Canadians plant gardens.

(1.6* C)
Italian cars won't start, Canadians drive with the windows down.

(0* C)
American water freezes, Canadian water gets thicker.

(-17.9* C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat, Canadians have the last barbecue of the season.

(-51* C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes, Canadians Girl Guides sell cookies door to door.

(-73* C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole, Ottawa canal opens for skating.

(-114* C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes, Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

(-273* C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops, Canadians start saying, "Cold eh?"

(-295* C)
Hell freezes over, Leafs finally win Stanley Cup!